Boris Johnson
Eu Relations Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for an EU relations critic? Discover witty and thoughtful items that celebrate their keen interest and critical perspective on European affairs. These products make a humorous statement and show appreciation for their diplomatic insight.
We need a Europe of U-turns.
'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'
European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules
Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"
'Huh! You men are all alike!'
Nigel Farage Eats the EU
"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .
Brexit Cliff Edge
Eurocracy
British PM David Cameron resigns
Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.
'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'
Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.
'I'd sooner vote for the Magna Carta than the E.U. charter !'
Boris Visits Macron
"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"
Nigel Farage
"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"
"Signal London the continent is cut off!"
Brexit Strategy
Varoufakis on German TV
Euro Project - Fiscal Union Ahead: Democracy ends here.
'I will not pay. . . .!!'
Dating Agency with Best Before Dates.
The Euro? No, thank you!
'I'm leaving you, Harold. You're boring, predictable, and your texting borders on pathetic.'
Eurostar: In Emergency No Deal Brexit Break Window
Down with EU!
Mette Frederiksen caricature
Europe Behind bars
What's the best way to break up with someone without hurting their feelings? Why would you want to do that? The whole point of breaking up with someone is to punish them for their shenanigans, their shortcomings, and their carnal incompetence! Why deny yourself satisfaction?! Every time you bring a tear to the eye of a loser, an angel get her wings.
"One catch phrase sums up direct EU taxation."
Eu Relations Critic Gifts Collection
Eu Relations Critic Mugs
Discover a range of mugs that humorously celebrate the EU relations critic in your life. Perfect for their daily coffee or tea moments.
Eu Relations Critic Pillows
Brighten their living space with pillows featuring clever European affairs slogans. A fun addition for any EU relations critic.
Eu Relations Critic Prints
Explore art prints that cheekily showcase their passion for European politics, ideal for decorating their favorite space.
Eu Relations Critic T-Shirts
Find witty t-shirts that make a statement about European politics. Great for EU relations enthusiasts who love to wear their opinions.