Eu Relations Critic Pillows

Boris Johnson

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .

Brexit Cliff Edge

Eurocracy

British PM David Cameron resigns

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

'I'd sooner vote for the Magna Carta than the E.U. charter !'

Boris Visits Macron

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

Nigel Farage

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

"Signal London the continent is cut off!"

Brexit Strategy

Varoufakis on German TV

Euro Project - Fiscal Union Ahead: Democracy ends here.

'I will not pay. . . .!!'

Dating Agency with Best Before Dates.

The Euro? No, thank you!

'I'm leaving you, Harold. You're boring, predictable, and your texting borders on pathetic.'

Eurostar: In Emergency No Deal Brexit Break Window

Down with EU!

Mette Frederiksen caricature

Europe Behind bars

What's the best way to break up with someone without hurting their feelings? Why would you want to do that? The whole point of breaking up with someone is to punish them for their shenanigans, their shortcomings, and their carnal incompetence! Why deny yourself satisfaction?! Every time you bring a tear to the eye of a loser, an angel get her wings.

"One catch phrase sums up direct EU taxation."