Brussels Critic Pillows

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

The world of surveillance.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Your DNA is in the database.

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

Where HMO's are headed

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"But is it art?"

Focus Groupies

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.'

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

Barrett - rushed majority

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Watching The Watchers.

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

"Kids terrify me."

"You almost didn't make it, but then your cheque cleared."

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...'

"It's an insurance company's idea."

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.'

'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.'