Brussels Critic Pillows

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Movies vs. Films

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

The world of surveillance.

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

Where HMO's are headed

"Your insurance company decided the heart surgery isn't necessary, but they said they'd approve breast augmentation."

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .

Your DNA is in the database.

"But is it art?"

Focus Groupies

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Barrett - rushed majority

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.'

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

Watching The Watchers.

"Kids terrify me."

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...'

"You almost didn't make it, but then your cheque cleared."

"I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm afraid your insurance won't cover it."

"It's an insurance company's idea."

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

'Your feet hurt? ? I'm afraid 'feet' are a pre-existing condition.'