Brother Expecting Children Gifts

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cry babies.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

The Ultrasound.

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

'How many times do I have to tell you not to swing him so hard?'

Maternity. Which one is yours?

Baby Advertising for Milk.

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Baby World. Quick, honey, give me your hand - You can feel the wallet kicking!

What are you getting for the baby shower? She's got an online registry at some giant baby store. Nice! Then you can get exactly what she wants. And at the party .. Everyone knows exactly what I spent! Better add a few onesies to your order.

"... me being in the the plumbing trade, I sorted something out."