Brother Expecting Children T-Shirts

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cry babies.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

The Ultrasound.

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

'How many times do I have to tell you not to swing him so hard?'

Baby Advertising for Milk.

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"... me being in the the plumbing trade, I sorted something out."

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'