Brother Angler Gifts

And when he lands a fish, he will rarely kill it - but will watch it return to the water...Happy to see it free once more...to give sport to some Brother Angler.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Fishing and new technologies

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Holy Mackerel!"

Fishing Contest

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Sandpipers."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

Two men trout fishing

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Man spear fishing in book

Man struggling with fish: 'I thought fishing was supposed to ease tension!!'

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

Angel

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

Catching a Cloud

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'