Master Angler Gifts

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Fishing Contest

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Fishing and new technologies

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Sorry'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'He did it for us.'

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Musician's Fishing Trip

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

Fishing Music

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'I am smiling.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

"My fish locator sent me."