Master Angler Gifts

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."

"They haven't invented a hook that can catch me!"

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Fishing Contest

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Fishing and new technologies

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

'He did it for us.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'I am smiling.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing Music

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'First time fly fishing?'

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'