Brontë Admirer Gifts

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"This moor got a great Yelp review."

"Maybe you could put the bad girlfriend doll in the attic and set her on fire."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Feel free to take notes."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Hildegard von Bingen

A man taking a bow

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Robert Schumann

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Bront?saurus.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Charles Baudelaire

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

It's from his Swiss period

J. M. W. Turner

Loud Chorister

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Atomic Bear: Part 20

'It sold for how much!'

marionette

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

How could you flunk a civil disobedience class? H. Thoreau. It says "Failure to follow instructions."

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

Michael Moorcock

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.