Magritte Admirer Gifts

"Oh, it's you."

Man Whose Face Is Obscured By An Apple Flushing Himself Down A Toilet.

Rene Magritte

It's from his Swiss period

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Magritte's Original idea

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Peter Gabriel

Francis Picabia

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Samuel Beckett

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Johannes Brahms

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Toilet Art.

Tracey Emin

The Death of Pierrot

'It sold for how much!'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."