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"Oh, it's you."

Man Whose Face Is Obscured By An Apple Flushing Himself Down A Toilet.

Rene Magritte

Magritte's Original idea

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Johannes Brahms

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Toilet Art.

Tracey Emin

'It sold for how much!'

The Death of Pierrot

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes III (aka Dancer with the Domino)

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

Romeo goes to the Chemists

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Igor Stravinsky

Magritte in Paradise