Brontë Fan Gifts

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Baroque Peacock

"Scotch and water musick."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Diego Velasquez

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Best mates

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Bront?saurus.'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Lute

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"A votre sante!"

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Loud Chorister

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

A baroque elk.

Mozart

Claudio Monteverdi

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Viola d'amore

Baroque skier

'Is it still edible?'