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If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Baroque Peacock

"Scotch and water musick."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Diego Velasquez

Best mates

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Bront?saurus.'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"A votre sante!"

Lute

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Loud Chorister

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

A baroque elk.

'Is it still edible?'

Claudio Monteverdi

Viola d'amore

Mozart

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'