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"No Bluetooth. They're Marionettes. They're supposed to have wires."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Early Colour TV

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Diego Velasquez

Jack in the Box

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Building a gingerbread house

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

(Hey! Great chops!)

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Food Pyramid, 1960

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

Tube men dancing.

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

"The real treasure in life is being present."

"You'll love it. Quality gingerbread construction and the neighborhood is full of children."

'I don't suppose you'd trade some of that devil's food cake for a couple of dog biscuits, would you?'

Steven Tyler

'I told you Memet the west wouldn't realise that these centrifuges make the best aniseed balls we will take over the world production!'

Advent fridge

1960s.