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"I'd like to help, but my hands are tied."

Cat Nip.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Loud Chorister

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Rhinestone Accountant

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Black and white painting.

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Swan Lake Auditions

It's Cathy's Dad - "Heathcliff, Oh Heathcliff.."

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Pirouettes

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

'It does sort of look like a bone, doesn't it?'

'How come, whenever one of our relatives passes away, we get a new piece of furniture?'

"Maybe you could put the bad girlfriend doll in the attic and set her on fire."

"This moor got a great Yelp review."

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

"So much for going wireless."

Artist painting

A marionette

"No Bluetooth. They're Marionettes. They're supposed to have wires."