Collecting Marionettes T-Shirts

'Charlie company...reporting for Doody ,sir!'!

"So much for going wireless."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Billy. The Kid.

The Runaway Horse

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"1-1"

"Downton Abbey Road"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

John F. Kennedy

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"That's enough small talk."

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Fossil bands

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Fab Four

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

A small man under a giant microscope.

Lionel Messi

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."