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"So much for going wireless."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Billy. The Kid.

The Runaway Horse

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"1-1"

"Downton Abbey Road"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

John F. Kennedy

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Posh Easter Egg

"That's enough small talk."

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

A small man under a giant microscope.

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II