Marionettes Gifts

"I'd like to help, but my hands are tied."

Cat Nip.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Loud Chorister

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

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Rhinestone Accountant

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Swan Lake Auditions

It's Cathy's Dad - "Heathcliff, Oh Heathcliff.."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Black and white painting.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Pirouettes

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

'It does sort of look like a bone, doesn't it?'

Radio City Music Hall. What should we do with the ladies who are only good at the old dance routines? Fire the retro Rockettes!

'How come, whenever one of our relatives passes away, we get a new piece of furniture?'

"Maybe you could put the bad girlfriend doll in the attic and set her on fire."

"This moor got a great Yelp review."

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

"So much for going wireless."

Artist painting

A marionette

'Charlie company...reporting for Doody ,sir!'!