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"Which one's yours?"

New Marvel Heroes

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Spider boy

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

Wegovy diet drug

"Money or your beard!"

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

I'm glad "Fantastic Four" flopped. It was made by 20th Century Fox. Not Marvel Studios. The "X-Men," "Spider-Man" and "Fantastic Four" movies we've seen for the last 16 years aren't actually real. If a Marvel hero does not exist in the same universe as "The Avengers," then he's just an imposter and I don't care whether he saves his fake world or not. "The Church of Marvel," founded A.D. 2015. You're a false god, Hugh Jackman!

"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"

Foreign Language Books

'Some hero you turned out to be...'

Spin dentistry; 'Don't worry...these new teeth can be trained to speak in any language!'

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

"Have you ever seen Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

'How come, whenever one of our relatives passes away, we get a new piece of furniture?'

"So, do you think it's a good thing or a bad thing being part of the marvel cinematic universe?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four

"Who ordered the mosquito-margarita with blowfly chaser?

'It does sort of look like a bone, doesn't it?'

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

"Merry Christmas, Tia Carmen!"

"Oy! According to this site, I'm 80% Jewish."

A marionette

U.S. Male

"So much for going wireless."