Majorette Gifts

'It does sort of look like a bone, doesn't it?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Fighting Covid

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"You're incredibly tight."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Couples Massage

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

It's from his Swiss period

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Lawrence of Suburbia

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

Spinning Plates!

Chair massages.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"Too hard?"

I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me me up the wrong way.

'The fish are pretty relaxing, eh Mr.Jenkins? Mr. Jenkins?..'

Masseuse With Rolling Pin

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

Dara O' Briain

If it makes you feel any better, I'm retaining junk food.

Magritte in Paradise

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"