Brontë Enthusiast Gifts

It's Cathy's Dad - "Heathcliff, Oh Heathcliff.."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Baroque Peacock

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Scotch and water musick."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Framed Lady

Antonio Vivaldi

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Diego Velasquez

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Best mates

'Bront?saurus.'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Latest Aye Phone

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Lute

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"I'm Baroque without you!"

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.