Broadway Cat Fans Gifts

Cats the musical

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

How Amazon was invented

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"You're completely screwed up."

"She's all over YouTube."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

I'm sure it's fake.

"You're adopted."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Hell No Kitty

Mog The Week

"Slippery, huh?"

'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

Guard dogs

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"You're kidding, right?"

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"