Broadband Provider Gifts

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Gun laws US

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

I've always been slower than computers...

Car Emissions

US aid to Ukraine

Life Remaining Progress Bar

Man guarding a written border.

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

COP26

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Net Neutrality

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Since it's so difficult to raise the minimum wage, my idea is to lower the minimum work."

"I need a slower internet connection."

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Still on the Back Burner

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'