Broadband Provider T-Shirts

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Gun laws US

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

I've always been slower than computers...

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

Car Emissions

US aid to Ukraine

Man Looking Through Window

Life Remaining Progress Bar

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Man guarding a written border.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

COP26

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Net Neutrality

"Since it's so difficult to raise the minimum wage, my idea is to lower the minimum work."

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

"I need a slower internet connection."

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Hourglass earth - time running out

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'