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"No, I'm not on a diet! It's just that my husband is not a good provider!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Back in 5 minutes!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'No sniffing.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"FREEDOM!!!"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'I'll take ten, please.'

What it takes to be a leader.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Meds Toast

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'I hear they're really good.'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."