Provider Mugs

"No, I'm not on a diet! It's just that my husband is not a good provider!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Back in 5 minutes!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'No sniffing.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"More?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Man Looking Through Window

'I'll take ten, please.'

What it takes to be a leader.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Meds Toast

'I hear they're really good.'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'