Internet Service Provider Gifts

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Net Neutrality

'I see you're on line.'

'Can you supply a faster internet connection and a faster husband?'

'It has been moved and seconded that we find a new name.'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

No Connection.

"We've never had anyone complain that their internet was too fast!"

"Losing your connection isn't a 'near death' experience."

"Our internet plan is too expensive? Well, freedom to spout opinions, prejudices and conspiracy theories isn't free!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Likes: $2.

Wifi in Hell

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"OMG, LOL!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'