Service Provider Gifts

DIY Bed&Breakfast

Last Farrier for 100 Miles.

Man Looking Through Window

Catering Engineers Co.:Always Out When You Need Us

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"Anything for me?"

"More croutons, sir?"

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

The Waiter

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Meds Toast

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

Net Neutrality

"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Humanitarian Medical Work

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

Waiting staff

'Let's play alternative health provider.'