British Navy Gifts

Iron clad sailors

Servicemen.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lost around a military base.

COWMIKAZES

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Silent type, eh?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

On board the MS Hepatology

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Victorian Royal Navy

"Long Johns Silver."

Battleship Bingo Night.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Admiral in the bath.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'