British Navy Gifts

Iron clad sailors

Servicemen.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lost around a military base.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Silent type, eh?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Victorian Royal Navy

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Long Johns Silver."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Admiral in the bath.