British Military Gifts

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Military Medals

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Trump

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."