British Game Shows Fan Gifts

University Challenge - School of Hard Knocks.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Can't Touch This

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"You don't have to answer that."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Bob Monkhouse

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

"Give it a whirl!"

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Vannamania

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

Universe Challenge

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

Martin Clunes.