Brie Buff Pillows

Cheese

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Bumble Bee

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Baking

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can I have flies with that'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'You've had enough.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

The Coffee Tattoo