Brie Buff Mugs

Cheese

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Bumble Bee

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Baking

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Surreal ale

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'You've had enough.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Big Boy Foot