Bridal Visionary Gifts

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Lost and Profound.

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Bridal bootcamp

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

A Woman's Conquests.

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Oops!"

The World's First Taxi...

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"Almost Ready"

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

Artist

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

A couple dressed as a bunch of grapes

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"That has to be the largest wedding cake I've ever seen. Just how many guests did they invite?"

Space Construction Co. What will we use for framing materials? Moonbeams!

Caution: Bridal Crossing.