Bridal Visionary T-Shirts

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Lost and Profound.

Bridal bootcamp

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"I'm ahead of my time."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

A Woman's Conquests.

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

The World's First Taxi...

"Oops!"

"Almost Ready"

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Artist

A couple dressed as a bunch of grapes

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"That has to be the largest wedding cake I've ever seen. Just how many guests did they invite?"

"Ahem! Do you need to be somewhere else Miss Pearson?"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'