Brewconomist Gifts

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

John Maynard Keynes

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Tea Snob.

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

"This is our coffeemaker room."