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As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Tea Snob.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

John Maynard Keynes

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."