Brew Artisan Gifts

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Toadstools

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Bottle Distillery

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

My dad makes his own beer.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Beer Lunch

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Tea Snob.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!