Breed Detective Gifts

Looking for a fun and clever gift for the breed detective who adores their pets? Our collection celebrates curiosity and love for animals with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Whether they’re solving the mystery of the missing sock or identifying their pet’s quirkiest traits, our products add a humorous touch to their daily discoveries. Say thank you for their curiosity or surprise a pet lover with a gift that’s as inquisitive as their four-legged friends.

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'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.' mockup

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along." mockup

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

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Barks in code.

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'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.' mockup

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

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I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you? mockup

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

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$1: Family Secrets

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A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame? mockup

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

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"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!" mockup

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

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Murder in Apartment 6-K

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'So who needs sonar?!'

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"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...." mockup

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

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"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?" mockup

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

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'The word bath is mentioned.'

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"Pssst. Fake poop."

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Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . . mockup

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

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DNA Analysis.

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Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold, mockup

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

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Rumors, lies and innuendo.

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Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!' mockup

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

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"What's all this?"

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'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.' mockup

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

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"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?" mockup

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

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"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene." mockup

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

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Clandestine cows.

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"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?" mockup

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

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"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate." mockup

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

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"Now how did she know?"

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'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.' mockup

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

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"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again" mockup

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

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"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?" mockup

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

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"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog." mockup

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

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Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?' mockup

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

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'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.' mockup

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

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"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?" mockup

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

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Breed Detective Gifts Collection

Breed Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of breed detective mugs to find the perfect daily companion for pet enthusiasts and mystery lovers alike.

Breed Detective Pillows

Browse our breed detective pillows to add a witty, animal-themed touch to their home decor.

Breed Detective Prints

Check out our breed detective prints to inspire their curiosity and love of animals with stylish, humorous artwork.

Breed Detective T-Shirts

Discover humorous breed detective t-shirts that will make any animal lover smile and show off their investigative spirit.