Breastfeeding Advocates Pillows

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave - all of our other customers are lactose intolerant."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Men explained.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Moms gone wild

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

Breastfeeding

'Do you have a reservation?'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

'Just the one, thanks.'

Breast Feeding in Public

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

Breastfeeding in public