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"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

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"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

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'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

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"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

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'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

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'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

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'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

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