Breastfeeding Advocates Prints

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave - all of our other customers are lactose intolerant."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Men explained.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Breastfeeding

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

Breastfeeding in public

'Inverted nipple? It's probably just incredibly shy.'