Breakup Survivor Gifts

"It's just not working out. I'm sure with proper medical treatment, community support and social rehabilitation you'll eventually meet that special someone."

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I'm really not that upset about breaking up with Smiley. I thought I would be all obsessive and crazy...but really, I feel cool. I'm totally okay with it. Can you pass me another sticky note?"

Ereptile Dysfunction

'I gave Brian his marching orders last night and he goose-stepped round the bedroom!'

'You've been a winner and a loser, now you're a loner and an ex!'

'Then he told me - To know him was to love him. That's when I dumped him.'

'Yes, Dave. I'm sure I'll see you again. Probably on, Crimewatch.'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"I can't talk now... I'm trying to get over my ex."

"You're a good listener, Bob, just not the kind I'm looking for."

"This time we're through for keeps, Mum - I made him return everything he ever stole from me."

"That's Barry. . . my ex."

"I met her out on Isle Royale. She had four of the longest legs you ever saw, and a dewlap that'd make shivers go up your spine. . ."

When boomerangs rebel

"Glad she liked them."

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"It's nothing personal, Leonard, I'm just really sick of you."

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

Heartbreak is a waste of time...

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"She said she needed more space, so she left me!"

Sign by cliff: Lover's Leap - Out of order.

'I was just thinking of you, Arnold!'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"The bathroom window is wide open. I don't think she's coming back."

'Daddy,I'm coming home, Josh and I just broke up.'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

'I always wondered what I'd do without your father and I found out I do quite well!'