Breakroom Banter Lover Pillows

Well, I didn't know it was your favorite mug, Bob.

Shampoo.

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"This stool shall pass."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I go that extra mile!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

An Archeologic Dig

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

Sudoku toilet paper

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

'Here comes Ted.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

"Can we discuss this?"

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."