Breakroom Banter Lover Mugs

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Shampoo.

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I go that extra mile!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

Sudoku toilet paper

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Here comes Ted.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Can we discuss this?"

'I want you guys to be aware that a dog-eat-dog environment works for me.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

' And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"