Breaking Free From Bro-time Betterment Gifts

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Tic-tac-toe

Chairmen of the Bored

The Sleeping Congregation.

"That's the deep end."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"I spy something blue."

"Business has been steady."

Bottle Time

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Off Duty sign on desk.

"It's his creative time."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Beached Whales

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

Rainy Day, Boredom

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."