Breaking Free From Bro-time Betterment Gifts

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Tic-tac-toe

Chairmen of the Bored

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"That's the deep end."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"Business has been steady."

"I spy something blue."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

Bottle Time

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Off Duty sign on desk.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

"It's his creative time."

Beached Whales

Rainy Day, Boredom

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!