Breakfast Admiral Gifts

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Driverless cars rage.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Power breakfast.

'Do you want toast with that?'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Devilled Eggs

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Punkcakes

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Parkour Breakfast

'Hey, milk!'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Have you seen this toaster?

And this is one we made earlier.

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'