Breakfast Admiral Gifts

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Driverless cars rage.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Power breakfast.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Punkcakes

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Hey, milk!'

Parkour Breakfast

And this is one we made earlier.

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'