Maritime Breakfast Enthusiast Gifts

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Now here's a place I like!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Non-Power Breakfast

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Sea weed harvest.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Cereal Tasting.

"He's a keeper!"

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."