'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'
Brawny Buffer Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures your brawny buffer’s muscular drive and fun personality? Discover our unique collection of products designed to celebrate physical strength with a touch of humor and appreciation. Perfect for gym lovers, fitness enthusiasts, or anyone who’s proud of their brawn, these gifts are a fun way to say ‘keep lifting’ or ‘you’re stronger than you think.’ From mugs and t-shirts to pillows and art prints, find something that truly resonates with their active spirit.
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.
Biceps, muscles and brawn
Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'
The Buck Never Stops.
'This model is hard to get parts for.'
The Happiest Hen in Acle
Bureaucracy gone mad!
Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.
Presidential surveillance ass!"
Madoff and devil.
Child lifting alphabet blocks.
"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."
Doctor surrounded by notes.
'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'
"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"
GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract
"Okay, now we're too domesticated."
'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'
'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'
"Gesundtheit, Dear."
IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.
"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"
'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'
"Dayum. She bootylicious."
Scrooge McCow
Lady has a coffee break.
'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'
Bureau of Red Tape
The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants. (Originally published on 2007-10-18).
"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."
Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'
'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'
Brawny Buffer Gifts Collection
Brawny Buffer Mugs
Explore our collection of muscled heroes and humor-filled mugs perfect for your brawny buffer’s caffeine fix.
Brawny Buffer Pillows
Add some muscular humor to their space with pillows that showcase their dedication and sense of fun.
Brawny Buffer Prints
Inspire with art prints that celebrate strength and dedication—perfect for any gym or workout space.
Brawny Buffer T-Shirts
Discover bold t-shirts designed for strength enthusiasts who love to wear their passion with pride.