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'You win.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Orchestra.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Violin Practise

"Viola player coming through!"

Charles Addams.

Hair Traffic control.

'Are you done yet?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Computer Music

Edgar Allan Poe

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Musical Prodigy

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"It's garage music."

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

How to wear a false moustache.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

The Violin Artist

"But this way I know where everything is."