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Music and Lemons.

'Nice jingle!'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Brass Band

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Trumpet

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Concerto for Two Horns

The Conductor

Lady Anglea

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Anteater playing the trumpet

The fabulous unituba

Camille Saint-Saens.

"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

'You win.'

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."

Hose Charmer

Rhino carrying his horn in a case.