Marine Melodist T-Shirts

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"What's the name of our sea?"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Killer whale with dead trainer

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Whale Watch Tours.

'I got one this small.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.